My life…

Me: “………… .__. ……..”

Grandmother: “What do you want”

Me: “…. May I hang out with-“

Grandmother: “YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE DEMON SPAWN WHY ARE YOU ON DRUGS KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS SWEET JESUS WHERE DID MY MOTHER GO WRONG WITH YOU”

Guys if I’m actually able to hang out with you at all EVER please realize the hell I had to go through to make it happen ok

hannah-cerulli-miw

hannah-cerulli-miw:

thexdivinexinfection:

hannah-cerulli-miw:

Writen by http://mrs-ricky-horror.tumblr.com

I waLked aLong the beach Looking at the side acts that were going on.
I stopped when I saw a taLL, paLe, man with bLeach bLonde hair standing on a step stooL taLking to a much Larger crowd than the other performers.
I pushed my way through the…

Are you a Vampires Everywhere! fan? c:

Yep. I Love them.

I can tell…. you’re doing the ‘L’ thing that Michael does :3

theawesome5meters
hipster-selfies:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:







Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

That’s fucking crazy

What the fuck was just released?


I HAVE THAT SAME PHONE OH MY GOD

hipster-selfies:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

That’s fucking crazy

What the fuck was just released?

I HAVE THAT SAME PHONE OH MY GOD

Atheistic Satanism

For the people that keep asking me to explain my religion [[Atheistic Satanism]]:

" LaVeyan Satanism is a philosophy (not considered a religion by many of its followers) founded in 1966 by Anton Szandor LaVey. Its teachings are based on individualism, epicureanism, and "eye for an eye" morality. Unlike theistic Satanists, LaVeyan Satanists are atheists who regard Satan as a symbol of man’s inherent nature. According to religioustolerance.org, LaVeyan Satanism is a "small religious group that is unrelated to any other faith, and whose members feel free to satisfy their urges responsibly, exhibit kindness to their friends, and attack their enemies". Its beliefs were first detailed in The Satanic Bible and it is overseen by the Church of Satan. "

hannah-cerulli-miw

hannah-cerulli-miw:

Writen by http://mrs-ricky-horror.tumblr.com

I waLked aLong the beach Looking at the side acts that were going on.
I stopped when I saw a taLL, paLe, man with bLeach bLonde hair standing on a step stooL taLking to a much Larger crowd than the other performers.
I pushed my way through the…

Are you a Vampires Everywhere! fan? c: